Unrealistic Mapping Roleplay on April 23, 2020

Script (Fixed Version)
TIMES ARE IN EASTERN STANDARD TIME

Plot
So basically Calno Mapping started a mapping roleplay after someone else made a mapping roleplay both on my mapping roleplay which was second mapping roleplay.

* Daniel Kolbin claims Russia.*

* literally every british ever claims Mongolia.*

* Calno Mapping claims South Korea.*

literally every british ever invade China.

Russia decides to help. South Korea agrees to join in too.

OUR STORY BEGINS
3:52 PM - literally every british ever​: Oh my wow thank you-

3:52 PM - Calno Mapping: ​russia and mongolia vs China means yeah...i help too!

3:52 PM - literally every british ever: Can I get more than inner mongolia tho

3:52 PM - Daniel Kolbin: china doesn't stand a chance...kind of...china is #2 tho

3:53 PM - Calno Mapping​: yeh...but with you we all win...​so how is our plan?

3:54 PM - literally every british ever: Idk, I just have horses

3:54 PM - Calno Mapping : ​nvm i got this...who gets the very big state in north china? it stretches from the middle to the east

3:56 PM - literally every british ever That would be inner mongolia... me 3:56 PM - Calno Mapping: ​ok

3:56 PM - Daniel Kolbin: well i can pretend to unite with china to invade north korea then we invade

3:56 PM - literally every british ever: (It's just as useless of a land as mongolia don't worry) 3:57 PM - Daniel Kolbin: i will get the east and west things/states sticking more into my territory...half of china is basically unimportant

3:57 PM - Calno Mapping: ​successfully invaded china guys

3:57 PM - Daniel Kolbin: support tibet rebellions!...yay

3:57 PM - Calno Mapping​: i made mongolia invade The west, Me the South and Russia the north

3:58 PM - literally every british ever: Question: Can I expand my empire south and become thicc by annexing more chinese states?

3:58 PM - Calno Mapping: ​You are do thicc that you get to India man     3:58 PM - Calno Mapping: ​you got the whole west china...I invade Vietnam with usa on my side

4:00 PM - Daniel Kolbin: i want north vietnam...no? ok

4:01 PM - literally every british ever: I think we should give Qinghai to the Tibetian Rebels because it was a historical region of tibet, before it was. . . taken away

4:01 PM - Calno Mapping: ​i get all of it and Usa a lil bit...tf is Tibet i made it split to is three...Shall we like invade the Whole South East Asia

4:04 PM - literally every british ever: idk I'm happy with what i will get from China

4:04 PM - Calno Mapping: ​well lets attack ASEAN usa...usa: oil

4:05 PM - literally every british ever: Also I only have cavalry so I cant really help...Hey USA there's oil in south korea

4:06 PM - Calno Mapping​: USA: OILLLLLLLLLLL...wait wtf usa WTF...WHY ARE U INVADING ME...USA: OIL

4:06 PM - Daniel Kolbin: Russia: USA dont you dare

4:06 PM - literally every british ever: Oh my LOL it worked

4:07 PM - Daniel Kolbin: u can make ur own oil but i sell more

4:07 PM - Calno Mapping​: NK and usa vs me wtf

4:07 PM - Daniel Kolbin: or produce idk

4:07 PM - literally every british ever: Hey USA on my mission to explore Siberia i found oil there!

4:07 PM - Daniel Kolbin: what happened rip

4:07 PM - Calno Mapping: ​USA: OIL??

4:07 PM - literally every british ever: In siberia. Plenty!

4:08 PM - Calno Mapping: ​USA: OILLLLLLLL *attacks SK and Russia*

4:08 PM - Daniel Kolbin: Russia: *declares war on USA)

4:08 PM - Calno Mapping​: North Korea: this is my chance!...*North Korea invades South Korea

4:08 PM - Daniel Kolbin: comeone every1. time to make usa pay for everything

4:08 PM - Calno Mapping​: oh no

4:08 PM - Daniel Kolbin: sends nukes to north korea

4:08 PM - literally every british ever​: This plot is already more interesting

4:09 PM - Daniel Kolbin: throws a cookie at north korea! @literally every british ever OOF. especially when those two countries: germany and arabia attacked iran

4:09 PM - Calno Mapping​: oh fuck

4:09 PM - Daniel Kolbin: these aren't big nukes don't worry

4:09 PM - Calno Mapping​: *gets nuked*

4:09 PM - Daniel Kolbin: noooo!...*attempts to jump off a cliff*...*sends nukes on everyone*

4:10 PM - literally every british ever: *throws a horse at north korea*

4:10 PM - Calno Mapping: ​*usa steals russias tsar bomba* hehehehe

4:10 PM - literally every british ever: Wai- wha....

4:10 PM - Daniel Kolbin: *throws kim jon il* ...wait how can someone steal my tsar bombs lol 4:10 PM - Calno Mapping: ​*USA nukes Seoul*

4:10 PM - Daniel Kolbin: plus there's the dead man switch

4:11 PM - Calno Mapping: ​oh no...

4:11 PM - Daniel Kolbin: you can't steal nukes really. i mean they are not that easy right?

4:11 PM - Calno Mapping: ​i thinnnk

4:11 PM - Daniel Kolbin: *flies to mars* ...WE HAVE A NUCLEAR WINTER

4:11 PM - literally every british ever: I heard of that one... you just pressed it didn't you?!

4:11 PM - Isaiah Teh Object Thingy: Ooh

4:11 PM - Calno Mapping: ​i i m goi ng to-...​*collapses*

4:11 PM - literally every british ever: *starts dying from russias nukes*

4:11 PM - Daniel Kolbin: no!...@literally every british ever, but i took you on my spaceship right before i sent my nukes right?

4:11 PM - Isaiah Teh Object Thingy: Ooh a P Switch *presses p switch*

4:12 PM - Calno Mapping: ​*North korea takes South Korea*

4:12 PM - Daniel Kolbin: we are just waiting for the mapping roleplay countdown

4:12 PM - Calno Mapping​: USA: YOU STOLE MY OIL NK...NK:WAAAAAAAAAAAAA...*nukes NK*

4:12 PM - literally every british ever: Oh, right, I'm fine, thanks russia! You are the best

4:12 PM - Daniel Kolbin: Russia: *lights all oil on fire*...@literally every british ever np. on out way to mars! wait!...i forgot my cookies...i only have one

4:13 PM - Calno Mapping: ​*earth on fire*

4:13 PM - Daniel Kolbin: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

4:13 PM - literally every british ever: WHAT IS HAPPENING

4:13 PM - Daniel Kolbin: idk 4:13 PM - Calno Mapping​: SPACEX: YOU WONT ESCAPE RUSSIA...*throws nukes in Space*...*bombs russia spaceship with nukes*

4:14 PM - Daniel Kolbin: Russia: *dodges nukes*

4:14 PM - Calno Mapping: ​this has become the unrealistic scenario ever lol

4:15 PM - Daniel Kolbin: who knows

4:14 PM - Isaiah Teh Object Thingy: Ikr

4:15 PM - Daniel Kolbia: russia still not ded??

4:15 PM - literally every british ever: Not as unrealistic as the Islamic State of Arabia

4:15 PM - Calno Mapping: ​SPACEX:IM GOING TO KILL YOU NOW!!...space x crashes into russia spaceship

4:16 PM - Daniel Kolbin: Russia: *dodges ship and collides with spacex*...you realize i have more ships.

4:16 PM - Calno Mapping: ​ALIENS: AHH CRASHING SPACESHIPS *crashes into the two*

4:16 PM - Daniel Kolbin: i have 100. 95 are gone. WAIT ALIENS?!...I have a time machine!...*nukes moon*...*nukes the sun*

4:16 PM - Isaiah Teh Object Thingy: *Malaysia (me) starts making a spaceship*

4:17 PM - Calno Mapping​: MARS: TIME TO MOVE MY SPOT TO GET OIL FROM RUSSIA...​*mars crashes into the spaceships*

4:17 PM - Daniel Kolbin: Russia: mars, i can give you some oil. we can be friends

4:17 PM - Isaiah Teh Object Thingy: Sun: Bruh I am nuclear gas

4:17 PM - Calno Mapping: ​russia still not ded??

4:17 PM - Daniel Kolbin: I am going the speed of light!

4:17 PM - literally every british ever: Let's go back to 1279

4:17 PM - Calno Mapping​: SUN: IM GONNA MOVE TO THE RUSSIAN SPACESHIP TO KILL THEM AHAHA *BOUNCES INTO RUSSIA*

4:18 PM - Daniel Kolbin: comeon everyone that means something useful...comeon the time machine!...we don't have enough time!

4:18 PM - Isaiah Teh Object Thingy: No let's go back to 1910

4:18 PM - Calno Mapping​: BLACK HOLE: HELLO THERE

4:18 PM - Daniel Kolbin: Russia: *drops water bucket on the sun then the black hole*...wait, could we just go into the black hole to another universe?...let's go back to 2589379872348974872395

4:18 PM - Isaiah Teh Object Thingy: Oh wait, I have super nukes

4:18 PM - Calno Mapping: ​*BLACK HOLE SWALLOWS NUKE*

4:18 PM - literally every british ever: Let's go!

4:19 PM - Calno Mapping:​*BLACK HOLE EATS RUSSIA*

4:19 PM - Daniel Kolbin: time machine or black hole will go and explode in 10 sec.

4:19 PM - Calno Mapping: ​and everyone is dead

4:19 PM - Daniel Kolbin: *RUSSIA EATS BACK HOLE*

4:19 PM - Isaiah Teh Object Thingy: *super nukes EVERYONE BUT MYSELF*

4:19 PM - Daniel Kolbin: 9...8...7...6...5...half of the universe is ded...

4:19 PM - Calno Mapping​called: the most unrealistic scenario in the world

4:19 PM - Daniel Kolbin: no it's realistic totally lol...3...2...1... 4:19 PM - Isaiah Teh Object Thingy: I killed The our planet lol

4:20 PM - Daniel Kolbin: 0.5...*time stops*

4:20 PM - Calno Mapping: ​UNIVERSE: TIME TO NUKE MYSELF AAAAAAAA *BOOM*

4:20 PM - Daniel Kolbin: *matter stops* -silence-- Me: *wakes up from dream*...time for breakfast...wait was that a dream? *sees universe ending outside*

4:21 PM - Isaiah Teh Object Thingy: Is anyone gonna talk about how I nuked everyone else

4:21 PM - Calno Mapping: ​*Universe dies*

Aftermath
4:21 PM - literally every british: ever It's honestly a good plot, so random it's good

4:21 PM - Daniel Kolbin *turns out it was a dream in a dream in a dream*...or was it...yeah. we are awesome!...what if i make my version of this...?

4:22 PM - Calno Mapping​: everyone here, imma make this total realistic scenario into a countryball animation!...​Daniel, im wanna do this alone but im gonna give credit to you and literally every british ever

Script in Countries
Mongolia: Oh my wow thank you-

South Korea: Russia and mongolia vs China means yeah...i help too!

Mongolia: Can I get more than inner mongolia tho

Russia: china doesn't stand a chance...kind of...china is #2 tho

South Korea: yeh...but with you we all win...​so how is our plan?

Mongolia: Idk, I just have horses

South Korea: ​nvm i got this...who gets the very big state in north china? it stretches from the middle to the east

Mongolia: That would be inner mongolia... me

South Korea: ​alrighty

Russia: well i can pretend to unite with china to invade north korea then we invade

Mongolia: It's just as useless of a land as mongolia don't worry

Russia: i will get the east and west things/states sticking more into my territory...half of china is basically unimportant

South Korea: successfully invaded china guys

Russia: support tibet rebellions!...yay

South korea: I made mongolia invade The west, Me the South and Russia the north

Mongolian Empire: Question: Can I expand my empire south and become thicc by annexing more chinese states?

South Korea: ​You are so thicc that you get to India man

South Korea: ​you got the whole west china...I invade Vietnam with usa on my sid

Russia: i want north vietnam...no? ok

Mongolian Empire: I think we should give Qinghai to the Tibetian Rebels because it was a historical region of tibet, before it was. . . taken away

South Korea: ​i get all of it and Usa a lil bit...tf is Tibet i made it split to is three...Shall we like invade the Whole South East Asia

Mongolian Empire: idk I'm happy with what i will get from China

South Korea: ​well lets attack ASEAN usa...

USA: oil

Mongolian Empire: Also I only have cavalry so I cant really help...Hey USA there's oil in south korea

USA: OILLLLLLLLLLL...

South Korea: wait wtf usa WTF...WHY ARE U INVADING ME...

USA: OILLLLLLLLLL

Russia: USA dont you dare

Mongolian Empire: Oh my LOL it worked

Russia: u can make ur own oil but i sell more

South Korea​: North Korea and the USA vs me wtf

Russia: or produce idk

Mongolian Empire: Hey USA on my mission to explore Siberia i found oil there!

Daniel Kolbin: what happened rip

Calno Mapping: ​USA: OIL??

literally every british ever: In siberia. Plenty!

Calno Mapping: ​USA: OILLLLLLLL *attacks SK and Russia*

Daniel Kolbin: Russia: *declares war on USA)

Calno Mapping​: North Korea: this is my chance!...*North Korea invades South Korea

Daniel Kolbin: comeone every1. time to make usa pay for everything

Calno Mapping​: oh no

Daniel Kolbin: sends nukes to north korea

literally every british ever​: This plot is already more interesting

Daniel Kolbin: throws a cookie at north korea! @literally every british ever OOF. especially when those two countries: germany and arabia attacked iran

Calno Mapping​: oh fuck

Daniel Kolbin: these aren't big nukes don't worry

Calno Mapping​: *gets nuked*

Daniel Kolbin: noooo!...*attempts to jump off a cliff*...*sends nukes on everyone*

literally every british ever: *throws a horse at north korea*

Calno Mapping: ​*usa steals russias tsar bomba* hehehehe

literally every british ever: Wai- wha....

Daniel Kolbin: *throws kim jon il* ...wait how can someone steal my tsar bombs lol

Calno Mapping: ​*USA nukes Seoul*

Daniel Kolbin: plus there's the dead man switch

Calno Mapping: ​oh no...

Daniel Kolbin: you can't steal nukes really. i mean they are not that easy right?

Calno Mapping: ​i thinnnk

Daniel Kolbin: *flies to mars* ...WE HAVE A NUCLEAR WINTER

literally every british ever: I heard of that one... you just pressed it didn't you?!

Isaiah Teh Object Thingy: Ooh

Calno Mapping: ​i i m goi ng to-...​*collapses*

literally every british ever: *starts dying from russias nukes*

Daniel Kolbin: no!...@literally every british ever, but i took you on my spaceship right before i sent my nukes right?

Isaiah Teh Object Thingy: Ooh a P Switch *presses p switch*

Calno Mapping: ​*North korea takes South Korea*

Daniel Kolbin: we are just waiting for the mapping roleplay countdown

Calno Mapping​: USA: YOU STOLE MY OIL NK...NK:WAAAAAAAAAAAAA...*nukes NK*

literally every british ever: Oh, right, I'm fine, thanks russia! You are the best

Daniel Kolbin: Russia: *lights all oil on fire*...@literally every british ever np. on out way to mars! wait!...i forgot my cookies...i only have one

Calno Mapping: ​*earth on fire*

Daniel Kolbin: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

iterally every british ever: WHAT IS HAPPENING

Daniel Kolbin: idk4:13 PM - Calno Mapping​: SPACEX: YOU WONT ESCAPE RUSSIA...*throws nukes in Space*...*bombs russia spaceship with nukes*

Daniel Kolbin: Russia: *dodges nukes*

Calno Mapping: ​this has become the unrealistic scenario ever lol

Daniel Kolbin: who knows

Isaiah Teh Object Thingy: Ikr

Daniel Kolbia: russia still not ded??

literally every british ever: Not as unrealistic as the Islamic State of Arabia

Calno Mapping: ​SPACEX:IM GOING TO KILL YOU NOW!!...space x crashes into russia spaceship

Daniel Kolbin: Russia: *dodges ship and collides with spacex*...you realize i have more ships.

Calno Mapping: ​ALIENS: AHH CRASHING SPACESHIPS *crashes into the two*

Daniel Kolbin: i have 100. 95 are gone. WAIT ALIENS?!...I have a time machine!...*nukes moon*...*nukes the sun*

Isaiah Teh Object Thingy: *Malaysia (me) starts making a spaceship*

Calno Mapping​: MARS: TIME TO MOVE MY SPOT TO GET OIL FROM RUSSIA...​*mars crashes into the spaceships*

Daniel Kolbin: Russia: mars, i can give you some oil. we can be friends

Isaiah Teh Object Thingy: Sun: Bruh I am nuclear gas

Calno Mapping: ​russia still not ded??

Daniel Kolbin: I am going the speed of light!

literally every british ever: Let's go back to 1279

Calno Mapping​: SUN: IM GONNA MOVE TO THE RUSSIAN SPACESHIP TO KILL THEM AHAHA *BOUNCES INTO RUSSIA*

Daniel Kolbin: comeon everyone that means something useful...comeon the time machine!...we don't have enough time!

Isaiah Teh Object Thingy: No let's go back to 1910

Calno Mapping​: BLACK HOLE: HELLO THERE

Daniel Kolbin: Russia: *drops water bucket on the sun then the black hole*...wait, could we just go into the black hole to another universe?...let's go back to 2589379872348974872395

Isaiah Teh Object Thingy: Oh wait, I have super nukes

Calno Mapping: ​*BLACK HOLE SWALLOWS NUKE*

literally every british ever: Let's go!

Calno Mapping:​*BLACK HOLE EATS RUSSIA*

Daniel Kolbin: time machine or black hole will go and explode in 10 sec.

Calno Mapping: ​and everyone is dead

Daniel Kolbin: *RUSSIA EATS BACK HOLE*

Isaiah Teh Object Thingy: *super nukes EVERYONE BUT MYSELF*

Daniel Kolbin: 9...8...7...6...5...half of the universe is ded...

Calno Mapping: ​called: the most unrealistic scenario in the world

Daniel Kolbin: no it's realistic totally lol...3...2...1...

Isaiah Teh Object Thingy: I killed The our planet lol

Daniel Kolbin: 0.5...*time stops*

Calno Mapping: ​UNIVERSE: TIME TO NUKE MYSELF AAAAAAAA *BOOM*

Daniel Kolbin: *matter stops* -silence-- Me: *wakes up from dream*...time for breakfast...wait was that a dream? *sees universe ending outside*

Isaiah Teh Object Thingy: Is anyone gonna talk about how I nuked everyone else

Calno Mapping: ​*Universe dies*